saturday special

1. While driving through an old abandoned town you take a turn down a side road and spot a railroad yard with an old train station, thinking it might be fun to explore it, you _______:

step out and look around.
There's no one to be seen. Only a few birds which fly around like they're questioning my pressence.
I take my cellphone and an umbrella and walk toward the trainstation.
The sounds of my footsteps fade away.

2. Walking through the old train station you get a funny feeling you are not alone, you turn to see __?:

A huge group of bullies slowly walking towards me.
They're grinning frome ar to ear.
"Ah, a chick", one of them says.

3. Rushing back to your car and just about to cross the old tracks you hear the sound of a train whistle pass you by but __:

I couldn't care less.
In the mirror I see the group getting nearer and it looks like more bullies have joined the group.

4. Once in your car driving away you think to yourself __:

Am I lucky I can drive in my dreams.
In real life I would have been in serious trouble.